(Ponyville, Midnight)

       It was quiet in the small rural town of Ponyville, the town was still and dark save for the few night guards patrolling the streets and the few intoxicated ponies walking home after leaving parties, bars or the local club but the silence was suddenly ruined when dozens of massive blue glowing portals appeared out of nowhere causing the guards to approach cautiously until dozens upon dozens of Silver armoured Male and Female Caribou marched out and proceeded to run to the edge of the town with siege defence equipment, the pony guards drew their weapons just as the portals closed.

      “Knights! We have three hours until The New Order’s Troops will be here!” a tall white Male Caribou with a blood red mane ordered. “I want this town Evacuated yesterday, and set up the portal jammer, we don't want them dropping in behind us!” He bellowed before turning to a nearby guard who he dwarfed “You, Evacuate the town!” He ordered.

         “Why Caribou?” The unicorn stallion growled moments before the ten foot tall Caribou grabbed him by the throat and lifted him off the ground.

           “Because you little shit, there is an army coming to enslave your people, corrupting your bucks and raping your does, so shut the buck up and follow orders” He hissed dropping the guard.

            “But why are you helping us? You are a Caribou!” The guard asked as he rubbed his throat.

              “Unlike my Late father, I want to change the Caribou from rapists to well… not rapists. We have the potential to be great… if we didn't make enemies out of everydeer, unfortunately my siblings got the idea that they should ally with the Griffons, Diamond Dogs, Dark Elf, Ogres, Giants and Prance. And now they are planning to take the world in a single night, so I have spread my knights across all of your cities and towns to hold them back as long as possible” He said moments before another set of blue portals opened on the edge of town and more silver armoured Caribou exited with massive armoured beasts and equipment.  

       “R-right, I'll sound the alarm” The unicorn said as he ran away.

        “Do hurry” The Caribou said as he approached the front line, he watched his knights slam their fists against doors and shout orders to the terrified ponies moments before a loud alarm sounded.

        “What is all of this!” a voice asked causing the Tall buck to turn to see a mini black Alicorn and a Alicorn he recognised as princess Sunset Shimmer.

          “You are to evacuate before you are invaded” He said moments before he was grabbed by a red hand and pulled to face a nine foot tall Red Ogre.

            “Why?” The Ogre growled.

            “The New Order’s army is planning to invade at 3 am, so I have sent my men and women to set up defenses to allow you ponies to escape” He said getting free just as he heard one of his knights call out.

            “Incoming!” The doe shouted before a ball of magic slammed into the ground near a building, paralyzing several ponies and Caribou Knights.

            “Bastard are attacking early” The Prince growled as his antlers glowed before a massive dome barrier formed around the town. “Get the wounded into the Everfree!” He shouted as another orb of magic flew towards the barrier and detonated on it. “Prepare knights!, The enemy can still walk through the shield” He said as the first line of knights drew swords and raised great shields as the second row laid down long spears while several dozen climbed on top of makeshift platforms with repeating crossbows.

      “Shit you lot are serious about helping” Red said in shock.

       “Yes, now go, we can only hold them for so long” He said as a dozen Diamond Dogs in crude iron armour charged through the barrier on all fours only to be cut down by steel bolts from the Archers and what appeared to be several repeating Ballistas.

         “Right, Good luck” Red said before she ran off with Nyx and Sunset.

           “I'll need it” He growled as another volley of magic blasted against his barrier just as a swarm of Griffons flew through the barrier but were cut down by bolts.

(Canterlot)

           “How are you doing Shining?” Cadence asked her husband as he focused on the barrier, behind him sat Chrysalis who was channeling magic from several changelings around her into Shining, the streets were filled with silver armoured Caribou who were busy evacuating ponies to hidden bunkers while Thresal and bat pony guards were quickly supported by Solar guards.

      “I-I'm good, I'm just glad Prince Danse’s Caribou Knights warned us” He said as Cadence watched a team of Caribou knights set up a strange crystal, that once set up, it shot a red beam into the shield, crystallizing it moments before Shining collapsed. “What is that?” He asked.

        “It is a special Crystal that creates a crystal barrier with the same strength as an existing one to allow for long term shields while only using a fraction of the energy” A female Knight said. “As long as they don't open a portal inside of it, but as long as the portal jammer is active, we should be safe as long as these get magic” She explained before she returned to her team at the entrance to the city.

          “How are we going to get out of this in one piece?” Shining asked as Cadence sighed.

          “I don't know, I am worried for the Crystal Empire right now” She replied with a tearful expression.

(Everfree forest)

          “Keep moving!” a guard shouted as the residents of Ponyville ran passed her.

            “Where are we going to go?” A mare asked moments before a blue portal opened up in front of the group and dozens of bronze armoured soldier charged out.

         “Scatter!” A guard shouted as the town guard charged at the New Order Soldiers while the stallions and mares scattered into the woods.

(Earth)

          “Marine, behind you!” a Guard shouted at Kevin before he sprayed a burst of rounds into a abomination made of three people that was charging at the man from behind, causing the beast to fall to the ground dead. “Alright let's get to the… “the guard was saying before Kevin shot him in the head.

       “Yea yea, shut up dick head” Kevin said as he reached the weapon lab to see a scientist setting up a cylinder for transport.

         “Ah Marine, what happened to the sergeant?” The male scientist asked moments before Kevin shot him in the leg. “gah what the actual fuck?” He asked as Kevin removed his helmet causing the Scientist to gulp. “Subject 78X, W-why are you here?” He asked slowly dragging himself backwards in fear.

      “I need the weapon you are planning to use against Equis” He said stepping on the Scientist's wound.

     “Ahh alright, alright, its the cylinder on the table” He cried out as Kevin looked at it.

      “What is it?” Kevin asked confused.

        “It's a DNA Bomb, It will kill all fauna on a planet” He cried as Kevin shot him in the leg again.

          “And you made this to use against Equis?” He asked as the scientist nodded. “Alright, how does one use it?” Kevin asked lifting the bomb.

             “Why?” He asked before Kevin shot him in the groin causing him to scream out. “The Red button… The red Button” He cried in pain before Kevin shot him in the head and discarded the empty weapon.

        “Thanks bro” Kevin said before pressing the button causing the screen on it to start flashing moments before a green pulse rippled from the device and Kevin’s right arm burnt where Discord had branded him. “Fuck! “ He growled, dropping the bomb to see the Scientist had turned to ash. “Well it works” He muttered before he heard a pop and a quiet hurray making him look around to see Discord. “Hello” He waved.

         “Hello, what have you done?” Discord asked curious.  

         “I killed every animal on the planet to protect Equis” He said as Discord frowned.

         “Okay, i believe Celestia wants a word with you” Discord said as He went to open a portal to canterlot only for it to fail. “Odd, wait here I shall be back” He said in a deep monotone voice before teleporting away, only to reappear moments later with a look of terror in his face.

         “What's wrong?” Kevin asked.

          “Equestria is under siege, and I can't help… I was only there for a moment and I felt my magic being quickly drained” Discord said.

           “Alright, I guess i have to save the day again” He said as he began walking out of the room with Discord close behind.

            “But how? I don't think I can teleport you back” He said to Kevin.

              “Discord, this place is connected to a human research facility on Equis, so all we have to do is use their portal, go back and save the planet” He said as he entered an armoury and placed his bag on the table in the middle of the room.

         “Okay but why are we in a Armoury?” Discord asked as Kevin opened his bag and started putting magazines of ammunition into it and several guns.

         “Well I think I'm gonna need an upgrade” He said as he walked over and grabbed a large weapon off the wall. “Anti Armour?” Kevin read out loud before he put it into his bag. “Still happy that this is a bag of infinite holding” He said as he grabbed several cases of ammunition for the weapon.

(Ponyville)

        “They're coming in from the southern entrance!” A doe shouted before several small balls of energy struck her in the back, stunning her.

          “Release the Ursa Majors!” Danse ordered moments before the town hall exploded outwards as three heavily armoured star bears ripped their way out and immediately torn into the New Order soldiers.

        “My Prince, we can't hold out much longer, ten percent of our forces are dead, thirty percent are wounded and fifty percent of the remaining have been paralyzed or stunned” A buck explained.

        “We must hold out as long as possible to allow the ponies to escape” Danse said as a Giant slammed it's weapon into the Portal jammer resulting in dozens of portal opened and more New Order soldiers poured out. “Damn it, It's over” Danse said as his antlers light up and all of his knights suddenly vanished leaving him alone as he drew his sword and grabbed his great shield. “Come On!!” He roared before charging into the throng of enemies.

(Canterlot)

        Celestia and Luna watched from a balcony as bright flashes of lights occurred above towns signalling their capture, the last to fall was Ponyville. “What now?” Luna asked her sister.

        “I do not know sister” Celestia said moments before a loud thud was heard causing the two to turn around to see Twilight had tripped over a stack of books why she was frantically searching for spells to help. “we have no hope, I will send all the subjects in Canterlot to the moon to protect them including you before I surrender” Celestia sighed.

       “What!? You can't be serious” Luna said.

        “I am, once there only you can bring them back so I can't not force them back If I am broken” She said as her horn glowed.

          “Tia wai. …” Luna didn't get to finish as a bright golden flash was produced from Celestia’s horn and every living soul in Canterlot was transported to the moon before Celestia used her magic on the Portal Jammer and destroyed it, allowing the invaders to teleport in as she teleported to the throne room and sat upon her throne.

       “Ah if it isn't the whorse known as Celestia, you know the amount of bucks that want to take out their stress on you?” a White Caribou with a electric blue mane asked as he dragged a semi conscious Prince Danse “My little Brother did fairly well but not enough” He chuckled as he dropped the heavily wounded Prince. “Now be a good little bitch and get on your knees for your new king” He said cockily as Celestia spat in his face.

      “Never” She growled.

      “That's what they all say” He laughed as he took a step forward and raised his hand to strike her, causing her to close her eyes in preparation for the attack.

(Earth)

      “How the honest fuck does this thing work?” Kevin said as he kicked the teleporter, Discord and Kevin had been looking at the amount buttons on the machine and came up fruitless.

       “Is it plugged in?” Discord asked as he looked around.

         “That's a stupid question to…” Kevin didn't get to finish as he heard the device turn on and Discord appear with a large smirk. “Shut up” He said as Discord entered the man's bag just as Kevin pressed several buttons causing the device to start whirling. “Its working!” Kevin laughed.

         “Yes but what's the chance of it taking us back home?” Discord asked.

           “Ah Fu…”

(Canterlot)

           “.....ck” Kevin finished as he looked around. “Hey we are in Canterlot” Kevin laughed before noticing a faint familiar smell. “What smells like roast Verizon?” He asked.

              Upon hearing the familiar voice, Celestia opened her eyes to find Kevin standing in a small crater where the Caribou king had just been standing. “Probably nothing” Discord said slithering out of Kevin's bag before looking to the unconscious Caribou.

       “What do we do with him?” Kevin asked.

        “May you heal him please” Celestia asked from behind causing Kevin to jump and rotate to we her soft in on her throne with look of utter relief.  “Oh and thank you for saving me” She said as Discord and Kevin cocked an eyebrow at the mare as she pointed the the large blood stain around the crater Kevin made.

.  

       “Oh “ Discord and Kevin said

        “So let me get this straight, I am gone for less than a day and the world goes to shit?” Kevin asked as he began to heal Danse “Actually shouldn't there be a horde of soldiers attacking right now?” Kevin asked.

       “Fredric desired to be the first to rape the solar Princess” Danse said as he pushed himself off the ground. “The reason no deer else is currently storming in is because only Fredric and myself can teleport through the crystal” He said before looking around “Wait where are my knights?” He asked confused.

          “They are in the moon with Luna, the Canterlot residents and a Changeling hive to protect them” Celestia sighed sadly

           “Oh could everyone stop being so sad, I'm here, I'll solve this little problem for y'all… again… jeez I should start charging for saving the goddamn planet” He grumbled as his belt, armour and swords materialised on him. “You three work on getting Luna and the rest off the moon” He said as he drew a 50 calibre pistol from his bag.

       “What are you going to do?” Danse asked confused.

        “Show them they fucked with the wrong Demon’s family and friends” He said before waving his free hand, causing the crystal Barrier to shatter and fall upon the army below like razor rain. “I'll be back soon” He said as he casually walked down the stairs.

(Canterlot’s entrance)

         The New Order army had set up camp in front of Canterlot as they waited for one of their leaders to be finished with Celestia, while they had fun with several mares they caught. “unhand me, you brute!” a familiar, purple manned,  alabaster unicorn said as a pair of Griffons tore open her blouse and a Caribou wrapped his arm around her waist.

       “Trust me bitch, it's gonna hurt less and be less humiliating if you don't struggle” He said in a deep voice.

         “Yea, but I like me prey struggling” a voice said causing the Caribou to turn his head moments before a loud boom was heard and the Caribou’s face caved in on itself as the back of his head blew open. “But I prefer killing to raping any day” The voice chuckled causing Rarity to look and see Kevin but before she could say anything, she noticed something horrible, something that she hadn't noticed due to the Caribou threatening her… it was silent, the area around was thick with it making the mare look around to see the butchered corpses of all the New Order Soldiers. “Then again, I hate rapists” He said removing his top and putting it on Rarity, who after a brief moment, hugged him tightly before she began to ball her eyes out into his shoulder.

        “T-they ruined my favorite t-tooop” She cried as Kevin rolled his eyes and gave a quick glance to the other females and captured males who watched the pair.

          “Hey I'm sure you can fix it later, anyway, go into Canterlot while I go help everyone” Kevin said as Rarity nodded and kissed his lips briefly before running into the city with the other captives. “I really need to make that list.” He grumbled.

        “A list for what?” a overly cheerful voice asked as Kevin looked to see Kri sitting upon a mutilated giant.

         “Kri, well to figure out who and how many of the opposite sex at trying to get with me” He chuckled as the Lady of Death teleported over to him and wrapped her arms around his neck.

           “Is that so? Well don't forget Val and Me… speaking of Val, she isn't all that happy with you Kev” Kri said with a playful smirk.

            “Why is she not happy with me?” He asked as the deity licked the blood from his neck causing him to shiver.

             “She is upset that she didn't get invited into your little fuck group, I'm upset about it also but not as much” She said into Kevin's ear.

              “Hey it only got established less than an hour before I bumped into you both” He defended.

               “Alright darling, but the three of us need to have a ‘chat’ when you are finished” She said, her tone and form taking on a far more mature form. “Anyway, let me guess, you desire to use Val’s crows? And for me to free your aunty and the ponies from the moon?” She asked as she kissed the demon’s neck causing him to blush brightly.

         “Y-yea that be good” he said nervously as she took his chin in her hand and smirked.

           “Your so adorable when you're frightened” She giggled before vanishing into thin air and Kevin exhaled loudly.

            “Fuck” He said panting, Kri was nice and all but when she got angry, Kevin became very submissive to the goddess of death.

              “Greetings, we see thou’s demonhood has returned” Val’s voice said as he felt her arms wrap around him from behind. “So tell us, why dost thou desire our darling crows?” She asked as her talons carefully drew circles on his chest, easily slicing through the armour on his chest as if it was nothing.

          “I would like them to mark the New Order’s soldiers within Equestria” He said as he felt Val bite his neck, her sharpened canines easily puncturing his skin causing him to wince in pain.

           “Fine, but when thou art done, thou art ours until we are satisfied thou ist sorry” She said liking the wound she gave him, healing it.

            “G-got it Val” He said before she vanished causing Kevin to place his hand when she bite him only to feel immense pain from the spot.

              “God damn” He rubbed the bite mark before he looked up at the moon to see it flash brightly. “Well Kri has kept her end of the bargain” He said.

           “Oh course, also, seeing as you are freeing this land, i'll have my babies stop the invaders from retaking the land” Kri’s voice rang through the man's head.

            “Okay, Luna is going to hate me” He said walking over to a clean bit of dirt and knelt down before removing a knife from his bag, once retrieved, he carved slowly, a rune into the palm of his hand and channeled magic into it, causing it to glow before drew a large symbol surrounded by runes using his magic infused blood. As it was completed, the blood began to glow white and Kevin watched the moon go from a crescent white moon, to a full Blood red Moon. “Time to Hunt” He muttered as his gear vanished and he transformed into his primal wolf form be for howling.

      Around him, a plethora of red burning portal opened and dozens of creatures identical to Kevin, except smaller and hundreds of large crows. Kevin waited for a moment before he watched the forest and the surrounding lands light up with hundreds of small green dots.