Author's Notes:

Bit more sex in here if ya don't want to see it after we leave for my house skip it!

I yawned as I sat up, stretching my arms above my head and letting my blanket fall down as I rubbed the sleepiness out of my eyes. I looked around, forgetting where I am for a moment before remembering.

Yawning, I floated out of bed, even though I did have legs at the moment.

“Well,” I muttered to myself as I floated into the living room, noticing what looked like a large television bordered by two full bookcases on the back wall but ignoring that for now. “Time to get back to plate hunting.”

I floated outside, sensing a plate strangely close by. All of a sudden, a small portal opened in front of me, a shiny object landing on the ground.

“Huh.” I said to myself. “What’s this?” I asked aloud, wondering just who’s token it was. Looking it over, I noticed that it was a rather large bullet. As soon as I picked it up a message started to play.

“I am Vash the Stampede. I am a hunter of peace. If you fight to defend peace and the lives of others then I will be more than willing to help. Just call on me and together we will create… LOVE AND PEACE!”

“Huh, cheesy,” I chuckled to myself before focusing on the token. “Hey Vash, I could use some help over here!” I shouted at the thing. A moment or so after I did this, a swirling green portal opened up and a tall young man wearing a red duster strolled out.

“Please tell me I’m being summoned by a sexy young lady this time,” The blond young man said aloud as he looked around.

“Nope just lil’ ol’ me!” I shouted out, waving at him as a mischievous grin spread across my face.

“I was summoned by a Hoopa?” The young man asked with a tilt of his head. “And now I realize I was transported away before that DLC dropped, dammit. Now how am I gonna catch ‘em all?!” He cried, throwing both arms up into the air dramatically.

“When I get all of the Plates, I can GIVE you one of them all,” I deadpanned, just staring at him now as I floated there.

“I’m listening,” the young man said, looking at me. “I’m Vash by the way,” he said with a bright smile. “Should I call you Hoopa, or do you still go by your human name?”

“Nah, got a new name now,” I said, putting my hands on the back of my head. “It’s Itazura now, though feel free to add a chan to the end of it if you want.” I said, relaxing midair.

“Do I look like a weeaboo to you,” Vash deadpanned as he looked at me with a quirked eyebrow.

“No just that my name means ‘mischief’ in japanese so…” I said, shrugging.

“Okay Itazura, so where are these plates supposed to be?”

“Well one seems to be above us,” I replied, sensing a plate above me. “So we could go for that one first.”

“Of course it’s in a high place,” Vash sighed, pinching his brow and shaking his head. “Alright, how are we going to get up there? Sprouting wings isn’t exactly one of my abilities.”

“Do you not know anything about hoopas?” I asked with a smirk, summoning a ring to take us up to the entrance of the temple.

“Huh, no I don’t know anything about hoopas. I was displaced back when basically just the design of hoopa was dropped.”

“Oh… whatever.” I shrugged, turning to my ring portal. “Follow me!” I cried, going through the portal.

“Okay!” Vash shouted as he rushed into the ring portal. He came out the other side and his eyes went wide at the sight before him. “Whoa, this is a pretty sweet looking place.”

I just nodded in response, looking up at the gigantic fortress of clouds. The main building itself was purely white, fluffy clouds, with darker storm clouds swirling overhead. Looking down, I noticed that the ground was… well, actual ground. As in, earth, just surrounded and held up by more clouds.

“Damn…” I muttered to myself. “This is Rayquaza, isn’t it?”

“Well, it could also be the Forces of Nature trio,” Vash offered. “But if it is Rayquaza then I know someone who can talk to dragon pokemon that might be able to help us.”

“It’s a bot pokemon, all the power none of the intelligence,” I stated. “This’ll be really annoying, won’t it?” I ask rhetorically.

“Well, she can also use dragon attacks, so there’s that,” Vash offered again. “Plus, it’ll only be bad if he’s in his OP delta form.”

“Vash.” I said, smiling a bit too sweetly. “Jinx us one more time, and I hurt you.”

Vash seemed to realize what he did and slapped himself on the forehead and dragged his hand down his face. “Yeah, not the first time I’ve done that. Wanna see if I can summon my Draconid friend while I’m being summoned? She’d probably get a kick out of fighting Rayquaza.”

“Go ahead, but if she attacks me for being shiny I blame you.” I state pointing at him and glaring a bit.

“Just get behind me and you should be fine,” Vash rolled his eyes as he hiked up a pants leg to reveal an anklet that looked like a dragon coiled around his leg with a mega stone on the dragon’s head. He pressed his hand to the stone and said, “Yo Zinnia, a friend of mine and I could use some help with a bot Rayquaza, you in?”

Silence reigned for a moment, and Vash seemed to visibly sadden, before a loud roar rang out. I tensed, glancing around nervously before a large, black-scaled dragon appeared out of thin air, stars and galaxies sparkling in its scales as a mane of shimmering pink powder flowed back from its head. A young woman stood on the dragon’s back, looking away with her arms folded and large, purple dragon wings spread before she glanced at us, glaring coldly.

“Vash,” she muttered after hopping off the dragon’s back. “So where’s this friend? Is it the golden Hoopa with legs?”

“Yeah, her name’s Itazura, and it’s good to see you,” Vash said, spreading his arms slowly in an offer for a hug. Zinnia stayed still for a moment before a small smile made it’s way onto her face and she stepped forward, accepting the hug and burying her face in Vash’s neck.

“... I’ve missed you…” she muttered.

“Same here, and the girls have too,” Vash told her with a smile.

Pulling away after a moment, Zinnia then turned to me, kneeling down. “So… who are you and why do you smell like Patty?”

“I’m Itazura, and I smell like her cause she visited me yesterday… last night… something like that. There isn’t really a day-night cycle, it’s kind of a wasteland.” I mumbled off at the end.

Zinnia stared at me for a moment before nodding slowly. “Okay then…” she said, still staring at me. “You’re clearly older than your body shows you to be then, and if Patty had something to do with your Displacement then you can probably shapeshift like my Legendaries can. You mind having a more… mature body please? You’re kind of freaking me out.”

“Fine, just gimme a bit to go get something, wait here.” I mumble, slightly annoyed, floating through the ring. Having arrived at my house I head through my room, guessing that Patty would’ve gotten me something to wear. “Not cool,” I heard Zinnia say, spinning around to see her leaning against the doorframe, Vash behind her. “Leaving us there like that.”

“Yeah, it’s probably not a good idea to leave the two of us alone for too long,” Vash chuckled.

“Please let me get changed by myself,” I sighed, slightly annoyed as I float in my room, cross legged.

Zinnia quirked her brow, smirking at me a little. “How about you belong to my Displacer, so no?” she teased. “You do what she says, you do what I say, capiche?”

“Zinnia, don’t you think that’s going a little far?” Vash asked with a sigh. “I mean you’ve just met her and already you’re pulling out the dominatrix routine?”

“I don’t trust her,” I heard her hiss. “For all I know, Darkrai got to her and this is all an act. I’m not taking chances.”

“I am literally the only living thing on this rock besides you two and the Tree of Harmony,” I deadpanned, staring at them.

“Still not taking chances,” she huffed. “I’m already having enough troubles so just change already, would ya? If it makes you feel better the walking testosterone factory will leave.”

“Hey, who you calling a testosterone factory?” Vash huffed in indignation as he walked out of the room.

“There,” Zinnia said, stepping in and pulling the door shut. “He’s gone. Just you and me. Now either spring a trap or change.”

“Ugh… fine,” I huffed, turning around and facing away from her before I get undressed. “I knew you’d be like this.” I mumble to myself under my breath as I get out of my shirt and pants I had on before, grabbing a bra, dark blue skinny jeans, a white T-shirt, and a purple hoodie before pulling them on.

“Better.” I mutter to myself as I throw my old clothes to the other side of the room, my body glowing as I change into the form I’m usually in with Patty as I do.

“That’s better,” Zinnia said, nodding before pushing my door open and stepping aside. “After you.”

I floated just above the floor, floating through the door and heading straight outside, Zinnia following behind me.

“Huh, I like the new look,” Vash commented with a thumbs up.

“Thanks. Now then, let’s go bust some heads, shall we?” I chuckled, cracking my knuckles with a grin as I passed through my ring. Vash and Zinnia followed after me and we all returned to the cloud temple.

“Alright, ladies first,” Vash said, waving a hand towards the temple.

“So why aren’t you going?” I shot back with a mischievous grin.

“Hey, just because I have a pretty face doesn’t mean I’m a lady!” Vash shouted with a mischievous grin of his own. “In fact, I could show you how much of a man I am,” he finished with a wink.

“Plate first. That can be your… reward later, if you do well.” I chuckled, smirking at him evilly.

“Yes ma'am!” Vash beamed, snapping a salute. “I may not be able to do a lot of damage to Rayquaza, but I can run a mean distraction.”

Zinnia rolled her eyes, striding into the temple and looking around. “You already were a lady, Vash,” she said, smirking slightly as she ducked, her hand snapping out and grabbing a Staravia that had charged at her by the neck. She brought it close to her face, staring into it’s eyes for a moment. “Huh… Shoot to kill, Vash, these things are basically mindless machines.” With that, she snapped the bird’s neck, it’s body exploding into a small cloud of Exp Orbs.

“I already told’im that,” I said, absorbing the Exp. “Thanks for the free Exp by the way.” I then added with a smirk.

“Whatever,” the Draconid shrugged. “Should be a good way to take out some frustrations. You mind if I go all-out?”

“By all means, go ahead. More Exp for me either way,” I replied, shrugging as we walked into the temple. Zinnia grinned at that, scanning the surrounding area before charging at a Skarmory and tearing into it with what looked like a Fire Fang.

“Damn…” Vash muttered, staring at the Draconid wide-eyed. “That’s… hot?”

“Bad pun is bad!” Zinnia cried as her prey burst, the experience being drawn to me.

“I agree, that was just… terrible,” I groaned, cringing a bit. “Vash, you have lost your joke privileges for my world.”

“No, please!” Vash cried, feigning terror. “Don’t do this to me!”

“Yeah, come on,” Zinnia giggled for the first time since she arrived. “Joking is all this guy has. In public, at least.” She smirked at the last bit, winking at me and making a gesture with her hands, holding them far apart.

“Mistress is better,” I started, waving off her presentation of how ‘gifted’ Vash was. “Also, just because I’m hers doesn’t mean I’m yours. Unless she tells me so, of course.”

“Wow, ouch,” Vash said, faking pain. “Attacked for my value as a team member and a man. Just, ouch.”

“Oh, shut up ya big whiner,” Zinnia chuckled, dashing in and hugging him. “You know you’re perfect the way you are, and don’t even pretend you don’t.”

“Ugh, mushy-ness.” I fake gagged, using Psychic to crush a few Staravias that came our way. Zinnia giggled at my shocked look when one of the ones in my grip had it’s head blown off, and I turned to see Vash holding up a revolver, the barrel still smoking.

“I am perfect, aren’t I?” Vash asked with a smirk, chuckling to himself with a wince when Zinnia smacked him in the chest. “Ow, okay, okay! I’m kidding!”

“Stupid bastard,” the Draconid giggled.

“I am not stupid, I’m a goofball,” Vash pouted.

“Anyway…” I trailed, off noticing that we’d come into a room similar to the boss ones but… smaller. In the middle of the room, seeming to be sat on a cloud all of it’s own, was a tall, muscular, green-skinned man with white hair, purple splotches covering his torso. A sharp, angular moustache sat just under it’s tiny purple nose, with a pair of short purple horns atop its head. A long, purple tail with yellow spines curled around from behind the Tornadus, which simply glared at us.

“Huh,” Zinnia mused, cracking her knuckles. “This looks like it could actually be a challenge.”

“By all means,” I said, smirking. “Go first.” Stepping back, I swept my arms out towards the Tornadus. Zinnia smirked, stepping forward and shrugging her jacket off before falling into a battle stance.

Nothing happened for a moment, Zinnia and Tornadus simply staring each other down, before I noticed a layer of purple scales growing on the Draconid’s arms, black claws tipping her fingers. She seemed to grow taller, too, and when I looked down I saw her boots had been kicked off, allowing scales to grow on her feet too, black heels raising her up.

“Bring it!” Zinnia cried, smirking as she taunted the Tornadus. The Cyclone Pokemon frowned, hurling a blade of air at her, the Air Slash screeching through the air. Zinnia leaned back to dodge, the attack slicing a few errant strands of her hair off before slamming into the wall behind her.

“Aw hell no!” Zinnia cried, rocketing forward with a single beat of her powerful wings and slamming into the Tornadus, slamming a double Brick Break into it’s stomach. The Cyclone Pokemon grunted from the impact, it’s body glowing orange a second later as it slammed its fists into Zinnia’s back with a wicked Revenge, the Draconid hitting the ground with a cry of pain. A loud bang echoed through the room and a bullet whizzed by Tornadus, taking off a few hairs of his mustache.

“Hey Pornstache, I’m cutting in on this fight too!” Vash called out, firing another shot at the Cyclone Pokemon. Tornadus turned to him, it’s eyes flashing blue before a psychic glow surrounding him, lifting him into the air. “Oh, this is going to hurt… a lot,” Vash said, struggling to move in the psychic grip.

“Denied!” I shout out, useing my own Psychic to break him free.

“Yes!” Vash cried as he landed on the ground and started running around Tornadus, firing shots along the way. “Thank you, Itazura!”

“Yeah yeah,” I started, lying down in the air. “Just keep fighting, this is hilarious to me.”

“Well, jokes are all I have,” Vash laughed as he reloaded his revolver. He then fired a shot in a random direction.

“... I think you missed.” I said, giggling at the random shot.

“Did I?” Vash asked with a smile, just as the bullet ricocheted off the temple wall and struck Tornadus on the top of his head. The Pokemon recoiled from the shot, giving Zinnia a chance to get up before she let loose on it with a Flamethrower.

“Ugh…” the Draconid spat. “Dick.”

“No Zinn, that’s for later.” I said, grinning.

“Oh, I am so gonna tie you up…” she growled back, her hands erupting into blue flames as she charged in again, raking the twin Dragon Claws across Tornadus’s chest.

“What, am I just going to get your sloppy seconds, Zi?” Vash asked with a laugh as he kept gunning and running.

“Who said I’d be using her?” the Draconid chuckled, ducking under a Hammer Arm before chomping down on the Cyclone Pokemon’s arm with a Thunder Fang, kicking off of it’s chest soon after. “We could have our own fun while she watches, hehe!”

“Hmm, should we do it on her bed to add to the treatment?” Vash asked as he dodged a Gust.

“If ya wanna use my bed just ask,” I said, shrugging and enjoying watching the fight. “I really don’t care.”

“Good to see you’re a good sport then,” Zinnia chuckled, taking to the air as Tornadus began to Thrash about. “So, you wanna help finish this or not?”

“Got any attacks you can charge?” I ask getting a fun idea. “If you do start charging!” I use Sunny Day and Solar Beam, letting the beam charge more than it’s supposed to. Zinnia smirked, landing and hunching over as a flaming blue aura overtook her body.

“I would charge an attack, but mine slowly kills me,” Vash said as he holstered his revolver and looked for a place to avoid the two attacks.

“Oh well, guess you just get to miss out.” I stated smiling. “Now… FIRE!” I shout, letting the beam loose on Tornadus. Zinnia smirked, rocketing forward and corkscrewing around the beam, her Outrage burning brightly. A cloud of dust exploded when the attack landed, Zinnia shooting back as our vision was blurred.

“Uhh, is the bot gone?” Vash asked, poking his head out from a pillar and watching as the dust settled.

Suddenly a flood of Exp orbs shot past Zinnia, straight into me. “Yep,” I said, taking a moment to get used to the new power, blinking. “Definitely gone.”

“So… how many levels was that?” Zinnia asked, her body slowly returning to normal as her scales clattered to the floor. “Oh, and there’s some more scales for ya Vashy.”

“Oh, are ya workshopping a new nickname for me?” Vash asked as he pocketed the scales. “These should definitely be enough for that dragon-scale bikini you wanted,” he finished with a wink.

“I… am level 101.” I said surprised for a moment before grinning. “Yay no level cap for me that would of been SO annoying.”

“That’s pretty impressive,” Vash nodded. “Can only imagine what your stats are like.”

“Sex Appeal is adjustable,” Zinnia snickered.

“I’ll have to make myself a PokeDex later to find out,” I chuckled, leaning back in the air. “Now let’s go beat up a Rayquaza shall we?”

“Alright, just let me stretch a bit,” Vash sighed, stretching out his limbs. “I don’t wanna pull something while I run distraction.”

“Just wish for a more powerful gun or something, Vashy,” Zinnia sighed, rolling her eyes. “I don’t want you getting tired.”

“Before that.” I said. “Let’s heal up a bit shall we, Heal Order!” I used the move on us enough to get us back to full health smiling.

“Zinnia, you don’t have to worry about me getting tired,” Vash chuckled and smiled at her. “I’ve got a lot more stamina than your average human. Mostly because I’m not a human.”

“Oh, I know~” the Draconid cooed, smirking as she rolled her shoulder. “Trust me, I know.”

“Let’s just beat Rayquaza, please?” I asked getting bored easily now that the fights over.

“Yeah yeah,” Vash sighed, walking to the other side of the room. “I’ll take point and aggro the Rayquaza. Then you two can hit it till it explodes into green orbs.”

“Should I go full Dragon?” Zinnia asked, rubbing her arm nervously. “I mean… Tornadus was kinda difficult, and I was at the edge of my control then…”

“Nah, you’ll be fine. I used like 1% of my power in that fight and that was just the last attack.” I smirked at them. “We should be fine.”

“Here’s hoping you didn’t just jinx us,” Vash said with a nervous gulp.

“I’ve been to a universe where Murphy was a real pony,” Zinnia sighed. “And now I get a chill down my spine whenever something jinxes us. I think we’re goo-DAMMIT!” she cried suddenly, going rigid as her body shook slightly.

“You just jinxed us, didn’t you?” Vash asked, facepalming.

“I think so, yeah…” she sighed.

“You’re lucky you’re as sexy as you are, otherwise I might be angry at you,” Vash chuckled.

“Just punish her when you two are doing it later,” I say with a smile. “That should make up for it.”

“I’m gonna go ahead and wish for the ability to turn Vash into Valerie whenever I want,” the Draconid chuckled, smirking at Vash. “And that’s him as a girl, in case you didn’t know.”

“I can guess,” I deadpanned. “And okay, that should be an easy one. You want it as an item like Patty gave you?” I asked, cracking my knuckles and getting ready to grant the wish.

“Wait! Why would you wish for that?!” Vash cried. “Wasn’t turning me into a girl once enough for you?!”

Zinnia was silent for a moment before she looked up, smiling sadly. “... I never showed you the gentle side,” she shrugged, offering a lame smile.

“F-fine,” Vash huffed, arms crossed over his chest. “Ugh, I’ve gotta learn to say no to women,” he muttered to himself as he shook his head.

“Hey, you could practice on yourself,” the Draconid chuckled before turning to me. “I’ll take it as an item please, maybe a little wristband I can set his token into.”

“Okay,” I said, smirking as my eyes glow gold. “Here ya go!” I waved my hand, making a pink wristband appear in her hand.

“Uh…” Zinnia muttered, smiling sheepishly. “I’m more of a black or purple kind of girl…”

“No problem.” I say waving my hand again, making it purple and black in a kind of spiral. Zinnia smiled appreciatively, sliding it onto her wrist and reaching into the red bag at her hip, pulling out a polished, black-wood case.

“Thanks,” she said as she flipped the case open. A small light flashed from within, and a second later she reached in and pulled out a small bullet, Vash’s token, and set it into a slot in the top of the bracelet.

“Wait you’re using it…” Vash was cut off as he was surrounded by a flash of light, “...now?” he finished, his voice now a lot more feminine. The light died down, revealing Vash, or rather Valerie, her duster and other clothes now fitted to her female figure. “Are you happy?” Valerie huffed, putting her hands on her hips.

Zinnia stared at Val for a second before looking towards me. “...I’ll be happy if you two make out real quick for me,” she said.

Grinning I reach over to Valerie, pulling her in for a kiss. Val’s eyes widened for a split second before she rolled them and reciprocated the kiss. Val’s hands then snaked around and grabbed my ass.

“Nice,” Zinnia said simply. “Touch her, grope her!”

“Don’t we have a plate to get?” Val huffed, pulling away from the kiss. “Can’t the sexy shenanigans wait until after we take it?”

“Fine,” I huffed, pouting. “The faster we get the plates the faster I can fix the world anyway.”

“And the faster I can watch Val get shoved halfway through a portal and fucked in two rooms at once,” Zinnia chuckled, a mad glint in her eye. “But for now, I suppose I’ll turn her back.” With that, she tapped the bracelet again, Val’s body glowing before she became Vash again.

“Oogh,” Vash shivered. “You have no idea how weird that feels,”

“Very?” I said sarcastically, floating toward where I feel the next plates were. Wait… “Hold on guys.”

“What’s up?” Zinna asked.

“There’s…” I said, not sure how to word it for a second. “There’s two Plates up ahead.”

“And?” Vash asked, smirking as he twirled his revolver on one finger. “We can grab’em easy!”

“Two Plates might mean two Guardians,” I deadpanned.

“Oh…”

“Last time there were two Plates, either the second had minions spawned for the first, or I didn’t see because someone got there first. So be careful, got it?”

“Understood,” Zinnia nodded, slamming a fist into her palm. “We watch each other’s backs.”

“No problems there,” Vash chuckled. “You both have rather nice ‘backs’ to look at.”

“Aaaand you take the lead now, it’s the only direction we can go,” I said, smirking at him. Zinnia laughed as Vash sulked, taking point and leading the way into the next chamber, both guns drawn.

“You know what?” the Draconid chuckled, shooting me a side-glance and a smirk. “You’re alright.”

“You’re not too bad yourself, when you’re not being paranoid that is.” I said, grinning back at her. Zinnia chuckled, slinging her arm around my shoulder and pulling me down.

“Careful, hot stuff,” she warned. “I’m warming up to ya, but you’re still in the grey mostly.”

“I’m okay with grey, it’s neutral and I usually don’t bother to care,” I said, trailing off as I remembered some of my life before Displacement.

“Oh,” Zinnia shrugged, pulling me down further so that I was forced to actually walk before continuing. “Well okay then. But try and maybe have some more things in the green, yeah? Life’s better that way.”

“Stuff just kinda worked out for me in the end with the whole ‘I don’t care’ thing, but sure. Maybe I should use the Meadow Plate to add some grass and flowers to the area around my house?” I trailed off again, zoning out and thinking of the things I could do with the plates.

“There ya go!” Zinnia laughed, shaking me a little. “Grow a couple trees, set up a nice hammock to sunbathe naked in, you’re settled!”

“Well Patty did suggest I make this world perfect for perverts,” I mused, stroking my chin. “As soon as I do that I’ll invite you.”

“Why wait?” she asked, smirking before leaning in and whispering. “I’m sure I can convince Vash to spend some more time here as Val~”

“I meant after the sex that will most likely happen when we get the Plates,” I deadpanned at her before grinning. “Though that is another good idea.”

“I’m full of’em when it comes to pervertedness,” the Draconid preened.

“Uh, guys?” Vash called out, and I looked ahead with Zinnia before paling. “I think we might have a problem…”

There before us stood two titans. One was a massive, bipedal, dinosaur-like creature covered in red, segmented plates of thick skin that obviously acted as armor. It had a gray underside and large white spikes that run along the sides of its head, body, and tail. Four claws tipped each hand, four dozer-like blades fanning out on the end of its large tail, and three claws on each foot digging into the earthen flooring.

The second was a large, green, serpentine creature. It had red-tipped, rudder-like wings on its shoulders and down its body, and similarly patterned fins on the tip of its tail. Yellow ring-like symbols ran across the length of the serpent’s body, an additional yellow ring on the top of its head. The serpent had two limbs with three-clawed hands, and two long, flat, horn-like structures on its head, with two shorter horns along its jawline. It has small, yellow eyes with black pupils, prominent pink gums, and two discernible fangs in its upper jaw.

“Okay, Zinnia? You take the Groudon, I’ll take the Rayquaza, Vash go sit in a corner or something.” I ordered, getting ready for a fight.

“Rude!” Vash cried, stretching out. “I can still draw fire you know!”

“He’s got a point,” Zinnia shrugged, cracking her neck and flexing her claws. “Vash is pretty good at annoying people so they hit him, not the heavy-hitters.”

“Wow!” Vash cried again, throwing his arms up before taking aim at the two Legends, a gun pointed at each. “There’s just no holding back with you two today, is there!?”

“You know I love you, ya stupid goofball,” Zinnia chuckled. “You’re just an easy target.”

“Fight time!” I shouted, grinning. I used Attack Order on the Rayquaza before levitating off of the ground more, using Flame Charge and Fire Punch at the same time, doing a decent bit of damage since it seems the Plate’s level capped them for when I came in, not after the wave of Exp that hit me after Tornadus got beat down. Right after I did that, Vash fired both of his guns, hitting both legendaries in the eye. They turned to him, both charging an attack and firing at him.

“Gyahh!” Vash cried, dodging both attacks and starting to run around the chamber, firing at the legendaries from over his shoulder to keep their attention on him. “Okay, I think they’re distracted!” He screamed.

“Well, while you distract them I think I’ll just ready a Solar Beam. End this in one shot,” I stated smirking as I charged the attack up beyond what it’s supposed to be.

“Are you going to use that attack anytime soon?!” Vash pleaded, stumbling as Groudon used Earthquake.

“As soon as it’s charged enough to counter their ever-so-slight resistance to grass. So, like, another minute,” I said, giggling slightly to myself.

“You are the biggest troll I’ve ever met!” Vash yelled, the end of his duster singed by Rayquaza’s Hyper Beam.

“Good!” I shouted, laughing a bit. “I am the Mischief Pokemon, after all!”

Feeling that the charge should be more than enough, I shot it towards the Rayquaza, the Sky High Pokemon only getting the chance to look behind it before the beam enveloped it’s body, shattering the bot into Exp that flowed straight to me.

“Yeah, one down!” Vash whooped as he focused his fire on Groudon, almost exclusively aiming for the eyes. Groudon roared and stomped towards Vash, trying to catch the fleeing man.

“Where the fuck has Zinn been during all this?!” I shouted, looking around the arena frantically.

“I don’t know,” Vash cried, rolling to the side as the Continent Pokemon attempted to flatten him under it’s gigantic foot. “But she’d better hurry up before I end up as a Vash pancake!”

As soon as the words left Vash’s mouth, the earth began to shake violently, cracking as blue flames of draconic energy began to seep out.

“I think I found her,” I deadpanned, floating up a bit to avoid the blue flames.

The earth shattered as Zinnia burst out, her body coated in a layer of blue flames. Her hands erupted into shadowed claws, an orange glow tinting the shadows as she charged forward.

“Shadow Fury Break!” the Draconid cried, slamming both fists into Groudon’s back, digging her claws into a gap in it’s armour plating. Groudon roared in pain, thrashing about in an attempt to shake her off.

“Go Zinn!” I yelled, grinning as I watched her fight.

Zinnia grinned like a madwoman, letting loose a fierce Flamethrower into Groudon’s wounds before kicking off and taking to the air above it. The Continent Pokemon roared again, blasting Zinnia with a Fire Blast that enveloped her completely.

“Zen Edge!” I heard, and a second later Zinnia burst from the flames, her body glowing a swirling mix of pink and white as she slammed into Groudon’s head, the Continent Pokemon stumbling back dizzily. The Draconid smirked as water flew towards her from the surrounding clouds, creating a large, powerful tail extending from her rear that then began to boil as draconic flames erupted from within. “Draqua Tail!” she cried, flipping in the air and slamming the attack into Groudon’s face.

Silence reigned for a moment before a loud CRACK! rang out,a large crack appearing in the Continent Pokemon’s facial armour. Seconds later, the bot itself burst, a cloud of Exp exploding from within before being drawn into me. It wasn’t as big as the one from the Rayquaza, but it still held a lot of power, pushing me at least level 120.

“All the levels are belong to me.” I said grinning, flexing my hands a bit as I got used to the increase of power. “Now then, let’s grab those plates.” I spun around, floating toward where I felt the Sky and Earth Plates were.

“I’ll…” Zinnia panted, landing and planting her hands on her knees. “I’ll, uh… Be right with ya…”

I didn’t reply, just floating up to where the two Plates were. Holding my hand out toward them, I watched as they flew into my grip, melting into me soon after. The familiar rush of knowledge thundered through my head, the workings of Flying and Ground moves unfolding in my mind.

“You, uh…” Vash gasped, staggering up to me and wiping some sweat from his brow. “You okay there? That can’t be comfortable.”

“It’s actually quite pleasurable,” I said, a wide smile on my face. “Now… I wonder what’d happen if I tried Wing Attack with no wings?”

“Try it,” Zinnia shrugged, stepping up beside us. “It might be like me with the ‘Tail’ attacks, I just get a temporary tail.”

“Sure, why not?” I shrugged before using Wing Attack, a pair of glowing, golden wings sprouting from my back.

“Woah…” Vash breathed, with Zinnia just staring speechless. “That’s… pretty cool.”

“Yeah,” I said, beaming. “Let’s see how well they work, who wants to let me hit them?”

“I nominate Vash as tribute!” Zinnia cried, dashing away.

“Wait what!?”

“Tribute accepted!” I laughed, smacking him with a golden wing. Vash cried out, dropping to the ground and clutching his head.

“Oh get up,” Zinnia deadpanned, rolling her eyes. “She didn’t even do it properly.”

“Fuck you!” Vash cried indignantly.

“Later, sweetie,” the Draconid chuckled.

“I can ring us to my house and we do it now,” I said, pretending to inspect my nails. Zinnia smirked, winking at me as she grabbed Vash and hoisted him over her shoulder.

“Lead the way,” she chuckled.

“This way!” I yelled, facing forward before I float straight up, through a ring above us and coming out into my bedroom. Zinnia shook her head, chuckling slightly before she tossed Vash after me, flying through not long after.

“You,” Vash muttered, prying himself from the floor. “Are a huge bitch sometimes.”

“Vash, sweetie,” Zinnia chuckled. “I’m the Alpha Bitch.”

“Maybe you should teach her her place?” I suggested, pointing at her armband with a grin.

Vash’s eyes widened and he started sweating profusely. “Zinnia, you’re not thinking of using that thing, are you?”

“I considered it,” the Draconid giggled, tracing the bullet with her finger. “Like I said, I never showed you the slow, caring side.”

Vash sighed and looked down at Zinnia, slumping over slightly. “Go ahead, not like I could ever say no to someone as drop-dead sexy as you anyway.”

“Flatterer,” Zinnia chuckled before moving her hand away. “But… no. I think we’ll be saying hello to Mister Johnson today~” Smirking, she suddenly rounded on me, tearing my clothes away and restraining me in front of Vash. “Go to town, my friend, this one needs a good deep dicking!”

“Hmm, are you sure I should give it to her first?” Vash asked as he slowly started peeling off his clothes. “You did just save me from a Groudon.”

“And I’ve already felt all of you,” Zinnia countered, smirking as she moved closer to my ear. “She hasn’t.”

“I don’t know whether to hit you for suddenly restraining me or thank you for letting me go first.” I said looking back at Zinnia.

“Are you suggesting that I’m a one trick pony or something?” Vash laughed as he took off his pants, revealing his member. “Because if so, I’m deeply wounded, Zinnia. Now, put her on her knees, I need her to get me ready.”

“Trust me,” Zinnia breathed in my ear, easing me onto my knees and following me down. “You’ll be thanking me.”

“That’s good,” Vash said, moving his hips and causing his dick to bob in front of my face. “Now, I’m sure you know what to do from here.”

“No,” I deadpanned sarcastically, taking his dick in one hand. “No idea.” Before I just immediately deepthroat it, subtly shapeshifting to fit it in.

“Whoa!” Vash called out, his body tensing up and one of his hands shooting to my head. “Itazura here might give you a run for your money, Zi.”

“Oh hell naw!” the Draconid cried, letting me go and frowning. “She’s cheating! I saw her throat change shape!”

“Oh, jealous she has tricks that you don’t?” Vash teased before letting out a low moan.

“Oh, please,” Zinnia scoffed, pulling her clothes off. “Like I said, she’s cheating. I have actual skill.”

“Dick can’t tell the difference,” Vash retorted.

“Dick won’t get any if you carry on,” the Draconid threatened, brandishing her bracelet.

“I was just teasing. Ya know I love ya you silly slut,” Vash winked.

Ignoring their argument, I shapeshift my tongue, making it longer and wrapping around the cock in my mouth before jerking it off with my tongue.

“You know what?” Zinnia said suddenly, and I felt her hand on the back of my head. “Fuck you.” Without warning, she shoved me forward, jamming Vash’s length down my throat without giving me enough time to change it’s shape to fit him. Vash let out a low moan and both his hands gripped the back of my head, locking me in place.

“D-damn Zinnia, warn a guy before you do that,” he panted.

“Shut up and kiss me,” the Draconid huffed, standing and pulling him into a deep kiss, her hand still resting on my head.

I just kept moving my tongue, vibrating my throat and constricting it slightly to add to the pleasure I could give.

“Hmm…” I heard Zinnia hum. “I wonder just how sensitive those horns are?”

“If they’re anything like my girls back home, very,” Vash said with a wicked grin. “Wanna find out together? A sort of thanks for her being such a good little cock-sucker,” he finished, patting my head affectionately.

“I was gonna ride one,” Zinnia said. “You can join me if ya want, we all know we can make that happen.”

“Yeah, not interested right now,” Vash said. “But maybe later. Like I said earlier, I’ve got a lot of stamina.”

I glanced up at the two of them, seeing them grinning down at me, and sighed internally. ‘Great,’ I thought, though a small grin found it’s way onto my face, though the gesture was hidden with the dick in my mouth. ‘I’m the plaything for a couple of sex-crazed maniacs. Should be fun.’

“Maybe I’ll leave that for later too then,” Zinnia relented, shrugging. “I’d rather share that with ya, Vashy. Get her on all fours for me?”

“As you wish,” Vash said, sliding himself out of me. His shaft leaving my mouth with a wet *pop*. “I didn’t wanna finish in there anyway. There’s way better places to do that.” He then grabbed me rather gently and put me on all fours, raising my ass and giving it a fond smack. “So, what’s the plan?”

“You’re gonna fuck her ass while she eats me,” Zinnia said simply, grabbing my horn as she lay down in front of me with a smirk. “Any objections?” she asked, pulling my face into her slit before I had a chance to answer. “Didn’t think so. Vash?”

“None that I can think of,” He said, grabbing my ass and starting to hotdog his shaft between my cheeks.

“Oh, just plunge it in,” Zinnia chuckled, rolling her eyes. “I’m sure she’ll adjust just fine, and you’ve got plenty of lube anyway.” Looking down at me, she frowned, tugging on my horn a little. “And you’re supposed to be eating me out, hop to it!”

I nodded a little, sticking my tongue out and running it along Zinnia’s lips. The Draconid moaned a little, pushing herself further into my face, so I threw caution to the wind and plunged my tongue deep into her, making it longer and thicker in the process. Vash decided to throw caution to the wind as well, thrusting his way into my ass and his hips slapping against my cheeks.

“Damn, did you shapeshift back here too?” Vash asked as he pulled his hips back. “You’re almost hurting me with how tight you are.”

I grinned slightly, tightening my ass around Vash, before doubling my tongue thrusting into Zinnia. The Draconid began to moan loudly, grabbing my horns and grinding against my face. Vash moaned as well, starting to jackhammer into my ass.

“Might wanna look into dating Queen Chiton,” Vash panted out between thrusts. “Shapeshifting definitely has bedroom benefits.”

“Dude,” Zinnia gasped. “Changelings taste so good! At least convince her to go for a romp with you and the girls for ‘diplomatic reasons’ and get a taste.”

“Hmm, you make a good point,” Vash grinned. “I am dedicated to ‘diplomacy’ after all,” he laughed.

Deciding to get them away from their conversation, I make myself vibrate as much as I can, also doubling my speed again. Vash moaned again, his thrusts getting a bit jerky.

“I’m getting close here, what about you, Zi?”

“Y-yeah, this slut’s tongue is ‘magic’,” Zinnia chuckled, her hands gripping my horns tighter.

I grin mischievously, eyes glowing a bit as I put a temporary effect on my tongue, making the pleasure given increase. Zinnia let out a long moan, her thighs clamped around my head and her juices erupted onto my tongue and face. Vash wasn’t far behind, he hilted himself one last time and let loose inside my ass.

I moan a bit, almost cumming myself but I just barely don’t. Getting a idea I lap up all of Zinn’s juices, keeping them in my mouth before spitting them back inside of her. Zinnia yelped and looked down at me, still coming down from her orgasm.

“W-what the hell are you doing down there?”

I looked up, grinning. “Just putting something back where it came from.”

“W-well keep going,” Zinnia said, bucking her hips a bit. “It feels pretty good.”

“No.” I say, grinning evilly and shapeshifting my tongue to normal, putting it back into my mouth.

“Oh you bitch,” Zinnia growled with a faint smile on her face. “I’ll have to get back at you for teasing me like that.”

“Now now, Zinnia,” Vash chuckled, sliding out of my ass. “I think we can go easy on her. If what I’m seeing back here is right, then our friend here hasn’t finished like us.”

“Oh?” Zinnia asked, looking between him and me. “Then I guess we should fix that, shouldn’t we?”

“You know me,” he chuckled, “I never like to leave a lady unsatisfied.”

“Ugh.” I say groaning in impatience. “Just make me cum already will ya. I’m waiting!”

“Hush you!” Vash and Zinnia said together, both of them spanking my ass.

“It’s not good to be an impatient little slut,” Zinnia chided. “You should be grateful that Vash and I are willing to get you off after we already have.”

“So be a good girl and tell us what you want,” Vash finished.

“Zinn you have your toy?” I asked, getting an idea.

“Always,” Zinnia grinned as she pulled the purple toy out of her bag.

“Double team me.” I said floating up and spreading my legs.

“A girl after my own heart,” Zinnia laughed as she slipped the toy between her legs and a white glow overtook her body. When the glow died down there were two of the young woman, each one with an erection aimed right at me. “Okay Vash,” the two Zinnia’s said simultaneously. “You take her front, I’ll take the back and her mouth.”

“Don’t have to tell me twice,” Vash grinned.

I smiled, spinning myself so that my back is to the floor and I’m facing Zinnia, opening my mouth as I do. Vash didn’t waste any time, grabbing my thighs and thrusting inside me. Zinnia and her copy weren’t far behind, penetrating my ass and mouth at the same time.

I moan a bit in pleasure, shapeshifting my tongue to wrap around Zinnias cock, also vibrating my whole body at the same time. All three of them moaned, both copies of Zinnia’s matching the speed of Vash’s thrusts.

“I don’t know what’s tighter on you Itazura, your ass or your pussy,” Vash laughed as he pounded into me.

“You should try her mouth,” one Zinnia groaned. “Girl sucks like she’s part vacuum.”

My eyes glow again, making the pleasure my new fuck buddy’s are getting increase even more. All three of them moaned and started thrusting faster.

“Damn, you might wanna hold back on stuff like that,” Vash groaned, looking down at me. “We might finish again before you get off.” All of a sudden his eyes widened and his gaze locked onto my chest. “And what do we have here?” He asked, tugging on one of my nipple rings. “These are certainly interesting.”

My eyes widen a bit, before I moan in pleasure, letting them continue to do whatever they want to me.

“I think I might’ve just found one of your weaknesses,” Vash said with a sly grin as both of his hands locked onto my chest, pulling on both of my nipple rings. “You seem to get wetter every time I pull on these.”

I moan in pleasure, practically begging him to keep pulling on my rings.

“You are such a sub,” both Zinnia’s laughed, watching Vash toy with my rings. “I bet you wish your mouth wasn’t full so you could beg him to pull harder. Make you scream in pleasure,” She teased.

I clench a bit too tight on Zinn on purpose at that grinning inside. Zinnia winced and just smirked down at me.

“Oh, is that how you wanna play?” She growled. “Vash, let me take over on her chest.” He complied and she immediately latched onto my chest, pulling and stretching on my nipple rings roughly.

I scream in pleasure around the cock in my mouth, sending extra vibrations through it, getting close to cumming.

“Mmm,” the Zinnia thrusting into my mouth cooed. “See, you love someone like me getting rough with you. I bet I could get you off just by tugging on these rings of yours.” She punctuated that remark by pulling on my rings all the harder.

I scream in absolute pleasure, cumming and tightening around the cocks in me. All three of them let out a long groan of pleasure, filling all three of my holes with cum. Each of us stayed like that for a while, occasionally twitching from the aftershocks of our powerful orgasms.

I fall to the floor, energy spent to the point I can’t even float anymore, panting for air having swallowed all the cum in my mouth.

“That was nice,” Zinnia sighed in relief as she dispelled her copy and slipped the toy out of her with a brief purple glow. “We should do it again sometime. Maybe the next time you get a visit from Patty?” She suggested with a giggle. “Things get really crazy when the two of us are together.”

I just thumbs up weakly, still to tired to do anything else.

“Well, you’re definitely free to call me again at any time,” Vash said as he pulled out of me, some of his cum dribbling out. “Whether it’s to get another plate, or if you just want to do something like this again. Or both I guess,” he laughed.

“Just… send Zinn home so I can send you home and rest please?” I whisper loud enough for them to hear, the only reason for me being up being pure willpower.

“Alright,” he started, pulling on all his clothes. “Zinnia, our contract is complete.”

The Void Dragon that Zinnia came in on erupted from the floor and lowered its head for her to get on. She ran up to Vash and gave him a brief hug. Hope to see ya soon Vash… and you too Valerie,” she purred as she held up her new bracelet and hopped onto the dragon’s back. The dragon then shot up and both her and it disappeared in a flash.

“Okay, she’s gone now,” Vash said, turning to me.

“Cool contract complete and all that, watch out some bits are gonna follow you through to your Equestria.” I said tiredly, waving at him.

Vash nodded as a swirling green portal opened in front of him. “Okay, nice meeting you Itazura. Hope to see you soon,” he said as he walked through the portal.

Finally alone, I use the Splash Plate to clean myself and the floor off before dragging myself to bed, passing out immediately after.