"Meerkat?" Twilight Sparkle asked herself, worriedly glancing out the window of her castle.

"Meerkat meerkat." Spike agreed, "Meerkat meerkats meerkatting meerkats."

"MUFFINS!" Derpy screamed, bursting through said window.

"MEERKAAAAAAAT!" Twilight screeched in return, jumping back in surprise.

"OH YEAH!" The Kool-Aid man hollered, bursting through the foundational walls of the castle.

"WHOOSH!" went the castle as it collapsed due to its compromised structural integrity.

Author's Notes:

I don't know what this even is anymore.