Welcome to the bowels of insanity, VIP prince! Please take a seat. There is no escape.

Dr. Ponktopus will see you shortly.

Rainbow Dash set the glass of dubiously-acquired milk she was drinking down on the table. "I write smutty Daring Do fanfiction and make bank from grand theft auto."

Twilight blinked. "Well, I guess that explains the recent disappearances of Ponyville's trains..."

"You won't take her!" Applejack slammed her own mug of cider onto the interrogation room table. "I won't let ya!"