Alright, twidash1993. You want Pajama Sam? You get my foggy childhood memories of only ever finishing like half of the OG CD-ROM game.

"Hello hi I'm here to steal all your--"

Tirek couldn't finish his sentence before Pajama Sam stuffed him into his lunchbox portable bad-guy containment unit thing.

Ponyville--no, Equestria was finally at peace. Twilight couldn't believe it. All the years she'd spent, studying, gaining friends, literally ascending to godhood--all for a literal child with a lunchbox to swoop in and singlehandedly save the day.

No wonder Celestia gave up on doing anything herself.