What If...

Chef Boyardee's noodles threatened to be longer than Sweetie Giraffe?Chef Boyardee realized his one weakness: the edibility of his attacks?

Been a while since I've had a tag-team chapter, Horseus King of Horses and GodzillaSpino!

"Now that's-a a long noodle!" Chef Boyardee peered up at Sweetie Giraffe's towering form. "But a-mine is longe--"

A beam of high-intensity laser fire shot down from above, hitting the giant spaghetti that Chef Boyardee was just about to prop up. Despite there being no water around for miles, the strength of the laser was intense enough to evaporate the surrounding rock instead, which condensed into lava that miraculously was the precise viscosity of water somehow and of which began to boil. This in turn began to cook the giant spaghetti in a strange rock broth, toppling it over as it became the familiar tangled limpness that is a plate of giant spaghetti. Nearby was an orphanage full of starving children, of whom promptly devoured the giant spaghetti as it fell, completely ignoring the fact that rather than soaking in water, the noodles had soaked in lava.