Unnamed OC frozen in a giant block of ice wishes yall a merry chrimmus!

Sweetie Giraffe soared high through the sky in her flaming sleigh full of highly flammable toys.

"WILL NOT BURN SHORT THING TODAY." Sweetie's voice boomed, heaving piles upon piles of toys overboard to inevitably hit unsuspecting passers-by underneath. "WILL SMASH INSTEAD."

She pushed another anvil off the sleigh.

We do not speak of who it is that pulls it.