Scyphi is responsible for this madness.

While daily chapters probably aren't gonna resume now that fall semester's in session, I think a month-long break is plenty enough :V

"No, it can't be!" Scootaloo tore the contract she'd signed out of Lightning Duwust's hooves.

"Oh it shuwu is!" Lightning Duwust cheered, leaning closer to Scoots.

"Bingo!" Scootaloo pointed her hoof at a line on the contract. "It says right here that because I didn't start using uwuspeak after signing, that I am the stronger of will, and therefore the contract is rendered void!"

Lightning Duwust gasped.

"--And not only that, but it means that you are a failure of a recruiter."

Lightning Dust screeched as the UwU was exorcised from her body.

Unfortunately, it decided to possess Scootaloo next.

Er... Scootuwu.