Little did The Spy of the Tiger know, Equestria's physics engine has been broken all along!

"Patch number 42069..." Celestia scrolled through the changelog as she stifled a yawn. "Fixes tape dispensers spontaneously combusting... parasprite duplication glitch..."

She yawned again. "Un...leash... sun... from..."

She passed out on the keyboard, unintentionally agreeing to start the update.

"Spike!" Twilight slammed face-first into the door, but it didn't open. "Spike! There's something terribly wrong!"

Spike flipped a page, ignoring Twilight's failed attempts to slam the door open.