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Chapter 804: Fluttershy married a cabbage?
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Snakelike shadows crept along the dimly-lit walls of the cottage. Nary a footstep could be heard as the creature slithered through the air on mismatched wings, his silhouette broken only by the faint glint of a knife in the lantern-light.
The figure stopped before a closed door. A gnarled claw set upon the doorknob and twisted.
Little by little, the door began to creak open. The creature slithered through.
"F ʟ ᴜ ᴛ ᴛ ᴇ ʀ s ʜ ʏ." Discord wailed with the sound of twenty-nine dying goats. "Wʜʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀsᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴍᴇ?"
Fluttershy looked up from her thoroughly-kissed cabbage. "Go away Discord, I'm having fun holding hooves with Mister Cabbage here."
"R ᴇ ᴘ ʟ ᴀ ᴄ ᴇ ᴅ ʙ ʏ ᴀ ᴄ ᴀ ʙ ʙ ᴀ ɢ ᴇ!" Discord continued crying. "Yᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴀᴅ!"
Fluttershy flipped her mane. "Well, maybe I just wanted a little less chaos. Do you know how many times I had to calm down the animals around town whenever you showed up?"
Discord screamed as he turned to dust.
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