amf studios, do you know where I got these scars?

I ran into a metal table in third grade and gouged it that's how.

Welcome one and all to the battle of the ages - Apploosa and the extended Apple family, and the Banana Republic, led by Twinana!

Unnamed Apple Family member #1960237 threw an apple at Twinana. Twinana responded with a nuclear banana.

Oopsies, that was for later!

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Irradiated Apple Family member #1960237 punched the ground with a hoof, sending a rippling earthquake hurtling toward the Banana Republic. The ground split open, swallowing whole the entirety of the nation. There are no bananas in the ground as far as we know, so the Banana Republic has quite literally fallen.