Starlight Glimmer1 is driving us off the deep end.

Scootaloo scootaloo'd scootalooly. Twilight materialized in front of the filly, stacking a second helmet on her head. "Saftey furst!" she screeched before vanishing.

"Abblejeck!" Twilight shouted, tearing Applejack's bathroom door off its hinges. She pointed at the half-used roll of toothpaste. "Lernt two squwueeze ur tootfasde bettah!"

Applejack looked up from her newspaper, raising a brow.

Twilight appeared, wings flared, in front of Spike, blocking the dragon's view of the sun that he was currently staring straight into. "Spike, I need you for a sec."

"Whu--"

Rainbow Dash was found face-down in the dirt half an hour later with a small dragon duck-taped to her wings. Something about breaking the speed limit at the DMV lines.