I SAID WE SPEEDRUNNIN' THIS, twidash1993!

"Oh, great lord of patsa and spaghet, I offer thee a sacrifice in exchange for a crömb of meatball!"

Twilight struggled against the ropes.

A holy spaghetti light shone through the window upon Twilight, instantly incinerating her and replacing her with canned pasta sauce. There were no meatballs, unfortunately.

Also, that light turned out to be from Sweetie Giraffe, so that also happened I guess.