amf studios will singlehandedly make unicorns go extinct smh

One peaceful day, long ago in ancient Equestria... er, I mean not long before Twilight Sprinkledinkle got her wings...

"And would you like any toppings on your pizza?" Random Background Pony #91761593 deadpanned. "If not, your plain crust nothing-pizza will cost five-hundred thousand bits."

"Five hundred thous--" Twilight shook her head. "--you know what? I'll write to Celestia about inflation rates later. I'll get my peas and mayonnaise pizza somewhere else."

She proceeded to explode because this universe has bad RNG for anypony named Twilight.