Possibly me, I deem thee the new CEO of Pineapples Inc.

Pineapple Pen heaved the Wolf Railgun™ over his shoulder, aiming for Sweet Apple Acres from the balcony of Pineapple Inc's new cardboard headquarters.

"THIS IS FOR THE PINEAPPLES!" He screeched, pulling the trigger.

All of Equestria proceeded to quickly fill up with infinitely multiplying wolves before collapsing under its own gravitational pull.

Twilight Sparkle crossed off another universe in her What If book.