Horseus King of Horses, _OtakuTsundere_ and Scyphi are teaming on me! Moooooooooom!

"Hello, Burger!"

"I used to be a hor--"

Ronald McDonald slapped Big Mac the Burger King Whopper off the table. He then spun around and slapped Discord the plastic beef patty for good measure.

Twilight Sparkle unzipped the clown suit, pointing a hoof at Big Mac the Burger King Whopper. "That joke's already appeared in the comments! Don't you dare recycle that joke!"

"I used to be a horse!"

Twilight Sparkle the Ronald McDonald of My Little Pony slapped Big Mac the Burger King Whopper again. Harder.