Why are you like this, Starlight Glimmer1?

Have an Ask Sweetie Giraffe feature with your chapter. :P

"Ew, what's that smell?"

And that's how every war in the world ended, every starving child fed, every flood dried and drought hydrated, billionaire bank accounts dissolved and worldly mortal issue resolved.

Celestia stared at the half-eaten can of beans, and began to reach her spoon for another hefty scoop.