Do you have ze dïp, twidash1993?

"Diiiiiiip."

Twilight looked up from her newspaper about the current monster attack on Ponyville that she'd sent Luster Dawn to handle because dangit she's gonna continue the cycle of making students do all the dirty work.

"Where... dip?" Spike's bloodshot eyes peered over the refrigerator door. "I... want the dip..."

"No, Spike, we're out of dip."

"But... dip?"

"We have chips and guac, but no dip."

"But I need dip."

Spike proceeded to be taken to rehab and treated with chips with no dip.