epiccuttlefish is the epiccest of cuttlefish.

Twilight surfaced from her pool of scam money, Scrooge McDuck-style.

"A crömb of money, please?" Princess Luna knocked on the door. "I wish to acquire more vidya gaems!"

Twilight lit her horn. Three days later, Equestria's economy crumbled due to hyperinflation.

not that kind ya dingus