Thanks for reminding me that Pinkie Pie is a force of nature that inconveniently happens to like stealing keyboards, Reactception.

I paused, staring at the strange request. But the author what? What was it that the author did? What was it that I did? My thoughts turned to the canon-ness of Twilight Sparkle canonically being the canon author of this not-so-canon fanfic.

What if I take over?

I smacked Pinkie lightly with a newspaper. "No."

Still, what do I do? Such a question--

And then Pinkie yoinks the keyboard and disappears!