"BURN IT." Rainbow Dash pointed a hoof at the flaming garbage heap. "FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA, BURN THAT THING."

"No!" Twilight clutched her Anon x Rainbow Dash shipfic (now with extra graphics!) closer. "I will not!"

"Then I will do it myself." Celestia descended from the convenient hole in the ceiling, ripping the shipfic from Twilight's hooves and yeeting it into the flames.

"NOOOOOOOO! Not my limited edition Anon x Rainbow Dash shipfic that I wrote myself!"

Little did any of them realize that that flame was in fact Spike's dragonfire. The shipfic has now been transmitted all across Equestria.

Twilight screamed.

Starlight Glimmer1 made Twilight do it.