How many yoshis are you a fan of, Yoshifan30?

"AM MAD." Sweetie Giraffe stomped into Canterot Castle, flattening all the guards in a single step. "WHERE PONY PRINCESS."

A chill shot down her neck as Sweetie felt a... presence looming behind her.

"HENLO SWEETIE. AM GIRAFFE TOO." Celestiaffe grinned. "YOU IS SHORTER. WILL DESTROY."

"NO. WILL DESTROY BOTH!" A third voice chimed in. Scootaraffe's head poked up from behind the window, already glowing red as she readied her lasers. "SHORT LIKE YOU MAKE MAD."

"FOOLS."

The three giraffes slowly turned around.

"ALL IS MAD." The all-powerful embodiment of the Giraffe of Harmony, Tallbright Sparkle, descended upon the land. "ALL IS GIRAFFE. ALL IS MAD. WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING. MUTUAL ASSURE DESTROY."

Equestria proceeded to be engulfed in hel--heckfire.

Gotta stick to that E rating. :)