I will subvert your expectations, The Spy of the Tiger.

now hand over your knees

"Y'know, Twilight, do you ever feel like you need to be a little... whale-er?"

Twilight looked up from her book. "Don't you mean whaler? I didn't think that you were into hunting whales."

Rainbow Dash shook her head. "No no no, I'm talking whale-er. Like, we should be more like whales."

"I can talk to whales I think..." Fluttershy mumbled through her hair. "They have beautiful songs."

"AND GIANT MOUTHS!" Pinkie added.

"So, you want to be whales."

Rarity flipped her mane, sauntering into the room. "Yes, darling! The ocean's water does wonders for the skin, you know. At least, that's what I've heard."

Twilight looked at Applejack. She was dressed as a whale and strumming a guitar.