What If...

Chapter 555: Granny Smith had Life Alert?

Granny Smith had Life Alert?

She's comin' for your knees, Boltstrike58! Run!

When y'all're done reading this chapter, how about you watch me beat Minecraft in under 20 frames per second?

Granny Smith cackled atop her mountain of hospital beds. "Y'ALL NEVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN, 'CAUSE LIFE ALERT'LL PUT ME RIGHT BACK UP HERE!"

Applejack sighed, turning to her sister. "Apple Bloom, ready the ICBM."

Apple Bloom pressed a button and launched the ICBM, or Insane Cackling 🅱applemother Machinethingythat'llputanendtoherpowertripthing.

Man, is that a mouthful.