What If...
Chapter 51: Fluttershy was a butt-hoarder?
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Whow, that flew in quickly. I remember it now, but it's now what the previous chapter said it was. The roasts and burns were just jokes, not story ideas.
Also, Fluttershy's brief butt-collecting song goes to the tune of this:
https://youtu.be/oMsyd1gZVVA?t=13
Go to the thirteen second mark.
"Look at this butt, isn't it neat?" Fluttershy began to sing as she wiggled her plot in Twilight's face.
"Fluttershy, what are you--"
"Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?" the pegasus continued, opening a door into a room full of her animals.
"Fluttershy, seriously," Twilight continued, "I don't see anything different. They're still animals."
"Ooh no," Fluttershy cooed, lifting up a squirrel and shoving it's tiny butt in Twilight's face, "It's my butt collection!"
"What."
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