What have you wrought upon this world, Zapper Frost?

"I'M GONNA DO IT!" Twilight screeched, blowing out the eardrums of everybody within the borders of Equestria. "I'MA DO IT AND YALL CAN'T STOP MEEEE!"

"No, Twi, you can't! You won't!"

"I WILLLL!"

"Nooooooo--"

Twilight grinned, a single word slipping from between her teeth. "Heck."

this story is now rated M for naughty words