Author's Notes:

Whoa there, Zapper Frost, we're approaching NSFW levels up in 'ere.

"L-lewd!" Spike blushed, turning away from the two kissing ponies. "Don't you know that that is indecent exposure? You shouldn't even be holding hooves!"

He felt something grab his claw.

"C'mon, Spike," Twilight groaned, "You've had enough internet for today."

"TWILIGHT, YOU JUST COMMITTED UNCONSENTED HAND HOLDINGGGGGG!"

Shrek appeared in Equestria?

"All hail the enlightened one," the ponies chanted in unison, forming a ring around their lord and savior, Shrek.

Celestia and Luna stood at his sides--his personal guards. A bottle of air freshener was lobbed at the ogre. Celestia proceeded to smite the pony responsible with the full force of the sun.

The author proceeded to further question his sanity.

Author's Notes:

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