Author's Notes:

You have brought chaos to these lands, Mica!

Sweetie Giraffe loomed over Starlight Glimmer.

"NO," she boomed, "UNACCEPTABLE. YOU IS TOO SHORT. WILL DESTRO--"

Long Starlight booped Sweetie on the nose. "Short? I'd like to think that you're not long enough."

"IMPOSSIBLE."

Starlight booped Sweetie again. "Guess what? Not impossible."

Sweetie Giraffe proceeded to melt down in an existential crisis, for there was finally a being that could match, or even surpass her height. And she wasn't even all that tall.

Just l o n g.