Author's Notes:

No you, Possibly me!

Sweetie Giraffe floated in the still-burning void of nothingness. Why? Because nothing is taller than Sweetie Giraffe. Except Sweetie Giraffe-bot.

Speaking of which, where is Sweetie Giraffe-bo--

It is at this moment where your screen spontaneously combusted, for reality itself is still too short to contain the might of Sweetie Giraffe.

Oof.