Author's Notes:

Lookie here, it's Zapper frost!

"I WANNA RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN--"

"WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP ALREADY?!"

The distinctly non-Equestrian (the place, not the blanket term for horses and other equines) being continued singing.

"Quick, somepony hit 'em with that ten-foot-long metal pole!"

Clang!