Author's Notes:

THE SWEETIE LOOMS MENACINGLY, AnObliviousAuthor!

Breadboi waddled along with his stumpy lil' bread legs right up to the foot of Celestia's throne.

"Gimme crown!"

Celestia raised her sunglasses, looking down at the lil' loaf of bread talking to her.

"Excuse me?"

She proceeded to be whacked upside the head with a razor scooter.

"Gimme crown!"

With Celestia defeated by the might of bread and a metal scooter, Equestria from then on was ruled by Breadboi and his partner in crime, Princess Luna.

Bread.