Trump and Trump sat upon the ultimate throne of super-Trumpiness, sipping their tea and calling out the "fake news" in all their might.

Meanwhile, in Ponyville, New Trumperton, Trump once again verbally assaulted his personal slave assistant and acquaintance, Spike.

And in the Crystal Empire, Trump and his freshly renamed husband, Shining Gold, bickered over whether or not to build a wall to keep the snow out.

Oh yes, and little baby Trumpy Heart was gurgling about approval ratings.

Just a normal day in Equestria Trump Rumpertonsville.

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