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SWEETIE GIRAFFE HEARS YOUR PLEAS. SWEETIE GIRAFFE WILL GRANT MERCY UPON YOU, SociallyAwkwardDashite!

SWEETIE GRIAFFE SATEARED AT WALL. WALL TOO SHORT. NOT TALL LIKE SWEETIE GIRAFFE., SWEETIE GRIAFEE SHOOT LASER AND MADE WALL GO BOOM. PONIES INSIDE BUILDING SCRWEAM AND RUN, BUT THEY TOO SHORT TOO. SWEETIE GIRAFFE SHOOT LASER AND MAKE PONIES GO BOOM AND FLY. NOW PONIES LOOK TALL ON TREETOPS.

BUT TREETOPS TOO SHORT TOO. SWETTIE GIRAFFE SHOOT LASER AND MAKE TREET GO BOOM. PONIES ON ROOFTOP OF SKYSCRAPER NOW. SKYSCRAPER TALL. SWEETIE GIRAFFE NOT TALL AS SKYSCRAPER. SWEETIE GIRAFFE RESPECT SKYSCRAPER./ WILL GROW TALLER AND MAKE SKYSCRAPER GO BOOM WHEN IT TOO SHORT.

SWEETIE GRIAFFE SEE YOU, READER. YOU TOO SHORT. SWEETIGRAFEE MAKE YOU GO BVOOM.