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Chapter 425: spears of asparagus were viable weapons?

spears of asparagus were viable weapons?

"Muahaha!" King Sombra boomed over the cowering populace of the Crystal Empire. "Equestria lies in ruins. Your princesses have been slaughtered. I--"

A choked gasp escaped his mouth as Scootaloo shoved the spear of asparagus deeper into his back.

And that's how King Sombra was defeated (again) (again). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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spears of asparagus were viable weapons?

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