Author's Notes:

I'ma plug you, amf studios, and then I'ma plug my story, too!

pls read mah story ;_;

"Dash, why are you sitting on the telephone pole?"

Rainbow Dash cooed quietly, preening her wings.

"Dashie, are you a pigeon?"

Rainbow Dash cooed again.

"Twilight, why am I a pigeon?"

Twilight chuckled nervously as the pigeon with Rainbow Dash's voice landed on her back.

Ignore the looming Sweetie Giraffe looming behind them.