Credit goes to Shady Nail for the comment on making a self-insert character in a blogpost.

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Explosion noses intensify

Wait, hold on a minute there-- explosion noses? Oh no, this typo is gonna--

All around him, ponies' muzzles started going off like firecrackers. His own nose wasn't any much safer from the carnage, either.

And then all of Equestria went boom. Or at least, their noses did. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯