Author's Notes:

Stop breaking the space-time continuum, The Spy of the Tiger!

Alicorn Pinkie shrugged, lighting her horn.

"NO!" not-Alicorn Pinkie yelled, diving out of a portal and tackling her ascended counterpart. "Don't do that! You'll break reality!"

"Whuh--" Alicorn Pinkie blinked. The wings and horn on her began to fade away. "Oh, hi, me! Wazzup?"

And so the universe was saved(?) from a never-ending time loop of Pinkie ascending infinitely many times.