Princess Bugleg and Sir Abdomen leaned in to kiss. Queen Chrysalis sat nearby, tears of joy rolling down her face.

Except they didn't kiss. Abdomen paused, smirking as he shoved the princess bug aside.

"Ah, Chrissy. We meet again."

Chrysalis raised a brow. "What do you mean?" she asked, "You've known me for years."

Abdomen raised a hoof. "Tut, tut, Chrissy. You've known Abdomen for years. I am no lower body now, am I?"

"Uh---"

"Heheh," the pony chuckled, "Guess who?"

Chrysalis charged her horn.

"Who?"

A bright flash of light temporarily blinded the room, and away flew Flurry Heart, giggling.

And what about the real Sir Abdomen, you ask? He never existed. He was actually Sunburst in disguise.

Author's Notes:

*snerk*