Author's Notes:

Guys, guys, it's DGJabberwocky's turn on the crazytrain, okay?

"No, the peanut butter goes on the outside of the bread in a PB&J!"

"But I must disagree, Princess," Starswirl shook his head, "The peanut butter and the jelly both go in between the bread slices!"

The two ponies looked to Twilight.

"Honestly, I'd have to go with Starswirl on this one," Twilight grumbled, "How can you eat an inside-out PB&J without making a complete mess?"

She didn't have time to continue, for she was well on her way to the moon now.