Author's Notes:

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Lyra, go slap Twilight and tell her to get a life.

The sound of hand-on-face reverberated throughout all of Equestria, announcing the impact of Lyra's amazing hand (singular) against Twilight's fluffo face.

"Slapped her!"

"Alright then. Now figure out why the heck you have a single hand instead of one of your hooves."