What If...
Chapter 299: every single horned pony in Equestria had their horns permanently fused together?
Previous Chapter Next Chapterevery single horned pony in Equestria had their horns permanently fused together?
A low rumble echoed over the horizon. The ground began to quake, shuddering with every consecutive second. A looming shadow emerged from beyond, its dark silhouette casting great fear into all who cast eyes upon such an amalgamation...
"HEYSTOPYOURHOOFISINMYFACENOYOUANDHERAREKICKINGMESTOPLICKINGMYMANEYOUJUSTSWATTEDMEWITHYOURFREAKIN'TAILAND--"
The bickering grew louder.
"HOLYCRAPITHINKCELESTIAJUSTWINGSLAPPEDMEOHBOYIT'STHISAGAINISN'TITWHYDOESTHISHAPPENOME--"
A sentient ball of unicorns and alicorns rolled through the streets, supported solely by the toughened core of solid horn material as ponies seemed to revolve around their central singularity of a magical point.
The ball of ponies steamrolled its way straight through Sweet Apple Acres.
Applejack, for her part, did an epic spit-take at the sight.
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