Author's Notes:

idk. Again.

"Welcome all, to the fifth annual Skeletons in your closet gathering, where you may reveal anything you'd like, whether it be deep down emotions, secretive stories, or anything else you'd like to discuss. Who would like to start?"

Luna frantically waved a hoof. "I shall begin!" she boomed, lighting her horn as her necromancy spell began.

"For the last time, Luna. We don't literally mean skeletons in your closet."

Luna sighed, and let the reanimated pile of bones sink back into the ground.