Ah, crap. I forgot about the "What if the story wrote the author" part.

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Yeah, I don't feel lik--

SUDDENLY PINKIE CRASHES THROUGH THE CEILING, PINNING THE AUTHOR TO THE GROUND AND SLAPPING HIM OUT OF EXISTENCE AND INTO A POCKET DIMENSION WHERE JUST LIKE IN MOTHER RUSSIA, STORY WRITE YOU!

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