Author's Notes:

LET THE CRAZY TRAIN OUT THE DOOOOOOOOR, Zapper frost!

A flash of rainbow cheetos commenced the appearance of Discord, who tipped his pirated MP3 hat at Pinkie while making pirate noises.

"Greetings, fair Princess of Equestria," he snarked, taking a bow at Pinkie.

"Ooh! Discord!" Pinkie squealed in return, "Did you come to party again?!"

"Nonsense," Discord scoffed, his mouth speaking for him, "I've only come to party again!"

"Yay!"

"Yes."

"What."

Celestia choked on her cake in the corner, prompting her sister to perform the Heimlich maneuver on her.