Author's Notes:

Here's the stuff, Speedy Silverstreak!

"Dear Celestia, what is that?!"

Twilight stared as a looming, sunglasses-donning moon descended upon Equestria, with Big Mac leading the way.

Er... big macs. Like, both the hamburger, and the pony.

Equestria is weird sometimes all the time.

"BUY SOME APPLES MCDONALDS FOOD!"

"Eeyup."