Author's Notes:

You pain me, Imaginer 31415. I shall write it.

Twilight stared at the giant, extra-SWOLE buff statue of Iron Will sitting between her and her front door. Shaking her head, the mare opted instead to simply teleport inside...

...Only to find that the entire place was now a gym. The kitchen was now filled to the top with protein shakes and energy drinks, the bedrooms were now hosting yoga classes, and worst of all?

The bathrooms were always crammed to the brim with sweaty ponies.

Twilight screamed.