"No, it's a train!"

"No, I'm certain it was a-"

The two ponies stared as an Apache helicopter crash-landed beside them. What's more, Pinkie Pie simply bounded out of the flaming mess completely unharmed, still laughing from... Something.

"See, I told you it was a helicopter."

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