"GIRLS!" Twilight yelled, bursting through the door of her castle, "I'M πSEXUAL!"

All at once, the five other mares, plus dragon, stared at Twilight.

"Look, Twi," Applejack began, "Ah think you should lay off the cider for a bit, 'kay?"

Twilight shook her head. "Nope! π is love! π is life!"

The alicorn proceeded to mush her face in a π pie that had conveniently magically materialized because the plot demanded it. Twilight still doesn't talk about it to this day.

Author's Notes:

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