Author's Notes:

This chapter's kinda just a troll. I haven't had a very good winter break and I just need some sort of outlet...

I think I should stay on break for a bit longer.

Fluttershy, the newly crowned Princess and Protector of Animals, was having a pretty nice day. In fact, her day was by far likely the best day that she had had ever since she got her cutie mark. That is, until she saw a couple of young colts torturing an injured squirrel.

Obviously, for the sake of having someone familiar on-scene, those two colts were Snips and Snails.

And the squirrel in particular was not happy about the fact that the two were currently juggling it.

"PUT HIM DOWN!" Fluttershy yelled, her newfound horn flaring in a bright green aura.

Snips shook his head, and continued cheering on his friend, who was now imitating an Apache helicopter using the squirrel.

Fluttershy murmured something under her breath that vaguely sounded like "Cthulhu, I summon thee, smite these two unicorns."

Long story short, the two unicorns never dared to touch an animal again. Likely due to the fact that they had come face to face with Cthulhu. And maybe because Fluttershy used her alicorn magic-boosted stare.

Something.