Author's Notes:

This is what happens when I dumped a chapter near midnight when brain.exe is not functioning at full capacity. Enjoy!

Spike stared through his binoculars at a certain mare's behind.

SPIKE! Twilight shouted, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT OGLING RARITY'S PLOT?!

Spike spun his binoculars around to Twilight. Or at least, the incredibly reflective wall that at the moment showed a certain mare's bits off rather well.

And it was Twilight's plot, to be specific.

"Heheh. Butts." Spike mumbled as Twilight snatched the binoculars from him.